Last time he was seen he wasn't looking so good...
Dear Friends of Himself...
I am sorry to report that Henry has gotten involved in some foolish shenanigans and has left the country in haste. It's all too embarrassing to go into and at best we can expect postcards from the road. He just hasn't been himself lately and as you can see when he was leaving he hadn't even ironed his shirt. He said to wish you all a fond adieu for now, and then he left so fast it made my head spin. Frankly, I'm going around in a wig, a funny nose, my flamingo hat, and big glasses because I'm afraid someone will recognize me and I'll be questioned under hot lights about the Bird. Whatever he's gotten into this time, he's on his own. I pray for his safe return, and that he isn't caught up in some dirty business somewhere. The world being what it is, one never knows...
